I am addicted to reading the inscriptions on park benches. Those on gravestones used to be my favouritesI told you I was illwas one of the best. However, around us in Richmond graveyards are rare while benches are now commonplace. Our council even has a website setting out its rules for public memorial seats. It describes, with great precision, the wood from which they should be made, their styles, the sites available for their placement and the price range to be paid. It even outlines the procedures to be followed for their proper maintenance (Memorial Seats in Parks: Richmond.gov.uk).

The wording on benches varies enormously. On some it is terse, quasi-official and engraved on a tiny plaque. While there are others on which it is more expansive, even lyrical, with a message for passers-by composed by those close, carved in large letters on the bench itself with the key thoughts written in inverted commas. As a rule it is these quotationsthat catch the eye; like tweets, they are brief and pithy.

One of the more unusual dedications has no dates and its carved message covers all three of the back rails; but then it is in Italian!  The bench also serves as a shrine. Earlier this year, flowers were put in bottles by its feet, were rested in bouquets against its arms and were laid out on its seat. It was around this array that the bereaved gathered. And such use is not unique;  we often see other benches freshly adorned with bouquets or ribbons. Serving as places to meet and contemplate is clearly important as, of course, it has always been for graves themselves.

It is said that the first dedicated bench was erected on North Londons Hampstead  Heath in 1944. The earliest I have seen in Richmond is dated 1964, and since then their numbers have multiplied. Turn left at the bottom of our road, walk up the hill to Richmond Park and then come home by the Thames Riverside and, over the three- kilometre stretch, you will pass over two hundred benches. Alternatively, turn right and, instead, walk to and then through Kew Gardens and you will see twice that number.

While I try to read most of those we pass, my wife, Rohan, looks at rather fewer -wildlife and views interest her more. We rarely disagree about the way we interpret the sentiments expressed. Of those read, some are dull, such as the bald statement Mr X, Born January 1930, died October 2013; some are sad – Baby Y Born January 2010, died October 2010; some provoke shared memories – Jane Holland, 1921 – 2004 Lost in the Asian Tsunami; some are cheeky – They could do with a bench here; some are touching – Remembering J.C.H. who was often tired; and some are whimsical – Please join me here to celebrate the view.

Apart from sharing views with Rohan, I sometimes discuss dedications with other bench spottersand my response to one particular message was at odds with that of almost everyone else.  Although my sentiment has now changed, for several years I struggled with what was written. Indeed, I found it so annoying that, were it not for my respect both for public property and the deceased, part of me would have had it removed. The message appears on a bench in the Bluebell Woods in Kew Gardens. I see it once a year during the bluebell season. I was there again last month.

The dedication reads in full –  In loving memory of Pamela Seymour. 10th October 1941 – 27th October 1999. Set free to enjoy the bluebells for ever. Some see the set freeidea as lyrical and full of hope; Pamelas troubles, which were clearly difficult to bear, were now at an end. This I understand. It was the next assertion that I felt went too far – the hope that she will now have an easier existence enjoying the bluebells for ever. For me this made no sense. After death there is no freedom – it is the end. The idea was so totally contrary to my beliefs that somehow I took offence. But why I felt so bothered is unclear, especially when I accept other  equivalent dedications, seeing them simply as whimsical.

The pithy dedications on commemorative benches fascinate me as they tell stories and gives insights that enrich. Ignoring them would be such a terrible waste. The benches clearly serve as modern-day gravestones, but with the luxury of a seat and, for me, the advantage of being without religious trappings. In that light, surely I should have been more willing to accept the poetic licence of Pamelas bench from the start – and now I have. The fact that one inscription annoyed me, and that I have now mellowed, is a luxury of being alive.

The illustration shows the Kew bluebells as depicted in a London Underground poster.

16 thoughts on “Freedom Amongst the Bluebells

  1. I remember a funeral service where our dead friend had asked for this advice to be given from the pulpit:

    “Don’t be fearful”

    And I haven’t forgotten it.


  2. Dear Joe,
    That is interesting. You might see it as related to advice I was given when I was about nine years old. I’ve carried it with me ever since:

    “To be alive is to see things differently”.



    1. Dear Rob,
      Change is an essential part of growing up. As a nine-year-old, dreaming of being older, taller, more confident etc is part of our DNA. I suspect that having the equivalent feelings in ones seventies or eighties is not so wired in – hence the need for reminders. Joe


  3. Joe, I share your devotion to inscriptions on park benches. I wonder if you’ve seen my favourite, at Kenwood? Alas, I can’t remember her name, but it’s the inscription that’s memorable – also it seems to give a keen insight into the person who’s memory still counts. The inscription simply says: “She loved Kenwood, but preferred Lenzeheide”. Huh. Wikipedia says it’s a pretty village and ski resort in Switzerland ….


  4. Dear Charles, What a cracker! It is so gentle yet so biting. Thanks for sending it. Perhaps, inspired by your example, other such inscriptions will soon appear. How exciting. Yours, Joe


  5. Rather boringly, the inscriptions I read in Hertfordshire are normally he or she ‘loved this place’…. I often wonder why, but presume there was a word limit!


    1. Dear Carolyn, There are plenty like that in Richmond too. Perhaps it is due to a lack of imagination; perhaps a fear of insulting passers-by. It might even be a social class thing! It would certainly be nice to know. Joe


  6. Lovely post, Joe – I was amazed by the amount of benches you have around you! Really fascinating… you should write a guide book to them.
    I have an idea that it was Spike Milligan who wanted on his grave ‘I told you I was ill’ – but perhaps it’s now gone gravestone viral.
    And of course admiring bluebells is the most spiritual thing anyone can do… sorry Joe, I think you might have a soul, haha.
    Slight weirdness here – “But why I felt so bothered is unclear…”. Is it? Don’t think so.


  7. Dear Merrily, We do indeed have a lot of memorial benches here; do you think it might be due to the fact that life expectany in Richmond is one of the longest in the UK? There are already books published on humerous bench dedications, but a more serious guidebook could also be helpful. Sadly, I f it is written, it won’t be by me! As for Spike’s comment, the internet tells me that others had used it, or something very similar, before – ‘I told you I was sick’. Yours, Joe


  8. A new inscription
    There is a newish bench high on Richmond Hill overlooking the Thames as it meanders by. The inscription reads ‘..who would have enjoyed this view were it not for that tree!’

    Any more to enjoy?


  9. John Keats’ tomb in Rome must be one of the more unusual. Keats expressed the wish that on his gravestone no name or date should be written, only the inscription



  10. Dear Rob, You are now moving into the second subsection of comments from the other side. My original blog dealt with those on benches, a custom started in 1944. The grave stone set has a much longer heritage. Joe


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